MINISTRY OF FREEZES

URGENT: The Ministry of Freezes is looking for creative individuals interested in developing a revolutionary new ice cream flavor to sustain the country's ICES (Ice Cream Englaciation System) for one more year.

Interested parties my submit an application including their name, address, and an idea for their top never-before-seen ice cream flavor to:

Ministry of Freezes
87 S Frosted Sugar Avenue
New Gelato City, Ice Cream Land, 00007.

See the January 6th issue of The Daily Freeze for application and additional details. The Daily Freeze.

See below a list of ICES-sustaining flavors from the past ten years. Flavors from further in the past can be found in the New Gelato City National Archives, which has been opened to Ice Cream Design contestants per the decree of President Jemima Sprinkleworth. Contestants must ensure that their ice cream flavors do not match any ice cream flavor ever to have been created before within or outside of the Ice Cream Design contest.

2014: Cosmic Crayon: Cerulean and royal purple ice cream with shavings of burnt orange and dandelion
2015: Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice: Sweet cream ice cream with a hint of ghost pepper swirled with a baby's first laugh
2016: Fairy Garden: Toadstool ice cream with a sprinkle of butterfly dust and a rainbow swirl
2017: Icy Sunrise: Wintergreen and dawn's first blush ice creams swirled together with a ribbon of dew
2018: To Horizons Unknown: Seafloor ice cream with a galaxy swirl and a dash of mystery and wonder
2019: A Very Kitty Christmas: Cat-nap ice cream with a swirl of hygge and a sprinkle of snow outside the window
2020: Laughter is the Best Medicine: Banana peel ice cream with a pinch of sharp wit and a sweet ribbon of cherry cough syrup
2021: Whispers of the Heart: Sweet nothings ice cream swirled with longing and a whisp of one's true heart's desire
2022: The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea: Fiery pits of hell ice cream with a saltwater swirl and a sprinkle of bioluminiscence
2023: The Fall from Grace: Stardust ice cream and Earth's core ice cream swirled together with comet chips
2024: Opposites Destroy: Arctic glacier ice cream with industrial coal chips

The Ministry of Freezes is the first stop for freezing. We are the branch of the Ice Cream Land government responsible for maintaining ICES, as well as for other refrigeration-related inquiries. We are not currently hiring. Please pick a menu at the top to find the page for more information about the services we offer.